Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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