Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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