Grow some girl-balls and come out already
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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