taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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