yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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