i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
wow bdsm is so cute
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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