No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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