if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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