fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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