Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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