i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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