It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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