Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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