drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
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