Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
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Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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