it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
I did not marry a roomba.
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