I think i peed on brittanys purse
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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