Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I'm really into asian looking animals
Did you just see the Batmobile???
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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