grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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