if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The beers last night were like the tears from god
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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