Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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