By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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