Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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