Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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