Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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