I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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