Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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