i think my tv is drunk
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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