We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just gargled with NyQuil
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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