you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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