You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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