There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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