I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize