dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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