i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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