why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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