what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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