So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
She made me pour olive oil on her.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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