my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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