Your tits are I can't wait for
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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