Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
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In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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