Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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