The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Pants are for mortals
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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