belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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