I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
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he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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