He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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