You were right. It hurts to walk today.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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