she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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