hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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