Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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