it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
my shit smells like andre
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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