He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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