I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
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Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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