you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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